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First time with a shemale
I must have been 16 back in the day, but I always looked older so it didn't really affect anyone's judgement in the sex world that I had loved since I can remember jerking off for the first time. I was walking the streets of Amsterdam that day, the Red light Disctrict looked like paradise on earth,... Read full Story
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TG girlfriend is my new neighbor
With Christmas and New Year’s over, the weather here in Florida has become cooler, 45 degrees last night and it will be in the mid-sixties for the rest of the week. We live in a sub-division right off the waterway, very private. My neighbor usually comes down around Christmas and stays until tax ti... Read full Story
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The Big Mature Shemale Next Door
The Big Mature Shemale Next Door SugarandSalt "Please can I just wear my old swimming trunks?" Warren begged. "No!" his mom yelled back from the other room. "Barbara purchased that for you. It was expensive so you better remember to thank her." Warren looked at himself in the full length mir... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 04
XtinaSmith2017 Ash awoke feeling cold, he pursed his lips a little and shivered, curling up a little tighter, nude as he was, the action brought little relief from the cool air. He let out a soft murr of discomfort as his mind shook off the cobwebs of lingering dreams, he could see light throug... Read full Story
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Girl from Uncle
Tonight, I have to tell it all. It’s no secret that my uncle and I had a very special bond he had been eyeing me with those adventurous eyes from the time that I was 14 years old. And frankly I enjoy his ogling. I could feel my nipples get so hard when he looked through me with those alert and spark... Read full Story
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Tight Spot
XtinaSmith2017 Cody bit his lip as he looked over towards the shop, a little anxious about their planned endeavor but not wanting to come off as uncool to his friends, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" he asked. His friends grinned and laughed, playfully nudging him as they made their way ... Read full Story
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T-Girl Meets T-Girl
It was a silent car ride home. He looked at her, she looked out the window. She looked at him, his eyes were on the road. Neither of them broke the silence. It stayed that way until he parked in her mom's driveway. The soft-spoken young man told his girlfriend, "Goodnight Ashley. I'll call y... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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Shawshank affair
Courtrooms can be a scary place. They smell like older leather, the wood paneling has been polished with oil and each sound penetrates your body like a loud smack from a cap pistol, which echoes in the forest, especially the gavel smacking on a block from the Judge. I felt strongly that I would be f... Read full Story
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Who's She?
School had been a bore for Tony. He was a bright lad and didn't have to work too hard to get through classes unnoticed by the teachers and class mates. He had plenty of friends but no one close. He didn't excel in sports or academically. He had picked up a few good exam results but had decided that ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 2 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 1. Sunny, Mel, and Shari learn they are going to New York to perform a play off Broadway and are really excited about it. Being a small troupe, we unseen members had to wear many hats. Unfortunately, there was just the two of us, Joe Donn... Read full Story
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TG Neighbor
With Christmas and New Year’s over, the weather here in Florida has become cooler, 45 degrees last night and it will be in the mid-sixties for the rest of the week. We live in a sub-division right off the waterway, very private. My neighbor usually comes down around Christmas and stays until tax ti... Read full Story
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Sweet Encore
I was alone tonight and feeling just a bit paranoid as I listened to the soft music. The soothing sounds put me in a seductive mood, but It seemed that all my lovers were too busy for me, or they had other plans. Uncle Barney and my detective were probably home being dutiful husbands. Bo was under h... Read full Story
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A Night of Lust
I was out at a night club with a few friends, and we were there for for a while before I noticed this sexy, rather short girl across from me at the bar looking over. I could tell, even from this distance that there was something special about her, I wasn’t sure what that was quite yet though. The mo... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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Casino Girl
I had been working as a casino dealer for several years and would occasionally meet some very attractive women and chat. Asian women have always been attractive to me, whether the exotic appearance or maybe because my Mom was Pacific Islander, and a lot of people thought I was Asian. Mia was a bit... Read full Story
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The Next Level
Nitromethane It's been a couple of weeks now since I sucked my last shemale cock and swallowed her load, and with enough distractions, it hasn't been too difficult keeping myself preoccupied and my mind off of satiating my new fixation. Still though, I do have my moments when I sit back and imagi... Read full Story
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CDSissy1 Training Regiment
New regimen for sissy Just wanted to say that lately I have a lot more time and freedom so I can play more....for the moment I have placed myself on a strict routine. I have to fuck my 8" dildo ON MY FUCKING MACHINE I figured that is a pretty good set up for an aspiring BBC slut.. It is important b... Read full Story
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Best session with a T Girl
I like T-Girls. Recently had a chance to go to Costa Rica for work. While I was there I decided to see what Costa Rica had to offer in this department. There is quite a good amount of girls to select from. I started texting this Tgirl and we set a time. I got ready and headed over. It was a Hotel th... Read full Story
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The Seductive Seed of a Tranny MILF
The Seductive Seed of a Tranny MILF SugarandSalt Jackson got home and immediately curled up in bed. He didn't want to move for the rest of the weekend. He'd finally worked up the courage to ask a co-worker out at work. She politely rejected the invitation. Then later on in the day, Jackson spo... Read full Story
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a day in the life of Amber SissyZofen 264
And the days had passed one after the other and now it was the day of my date. He sent me a txt at 8.30 on Saturday morning to say he was coming And you remember he was leaving his phone at home in case his wife called You know I had sent him my address, parking advice and left the gate ajar. ... Read full Story
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a diary piece - my next date
A diary piece - my next date I hadn't forgotten how to please a man and I had decided to be a little whore for him. Yes I enjoyed it very much and wanted to be fucked again the next day. When I start having sex I want it all the time. HiltonP had said he wanted a date again on 21st and 28th ... Read full Story
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T-Girl Rodeo
Howdy folks, we would like to welcome y'all to the finals for the 10th Annual T-girl Rodeo! Now this here being the tenth anniversary and all we're gonna put on one hellva show for ya! Commentating up here in the announcers box with me is the first ever T-girl Grand Champion, Lorna "Tail Buster... Read full Story
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Fooled Into Love by a Beautiful Transexual
A fictional, steamy love story about a Man’s first experience with a Shemale... a real take charge kinda girl! Maria Lopez was an absolutely stunning 23 yr old Puerto Rican Goddess. I remember the first time I laid eyes on her, bent over inside her hatchback Toyota, pulling out a hanging fern pla... Read full Story
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My Seductive Secret (True Story)
During my childhood, me and my brother used to play with two other boys who were our neighbors every weekend. One day we decided to wrestle, and I took on the youngest one, (he was about 2 years younger than me, like my brother) and we wrestled in the shed while my bro and his bro (who was my age) w... Read full Story
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The Experience of a Lifetime
My divorce was hitting me really hard. My wife outgrew our relationship and started living her own life and I had a front row seat to everything. My heart and life was upside down. I didn’t go out anymore. Friends and family both told me it was time to get my life back on track and start living ... Read full Story
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Florida TG Experience
I had known Jan from High School, we always had an attraction for each other but were dating someone else or married at the time. Jan had actually married a friend of mine and I was envious of course. She at that time had sandy blonde hair, and a body to die for. One evening we had them over for dr... Read full Story
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Intense
Holding to my word, I didn't let the incident with Billy and his friends scare me away from Bailey; I kept seeing her, even after the beating I took. To be honest, I'm not sure if he was trying to lay low or what, but Billy seemed to keep his distance from me for a while...thankfully. Bailey and ... Read full Story
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Transsexual Savage
John had walked for eleven days. He was headed towards Fort Winston at the Hiat River, and he still had about three days ahead of him. The Hiat River was the natural border that separated the civilized world, where he came from, and the savage and brutal wilderness, where the natives lived and pract... Read full Story
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TG Girlfriend moves in
Monday morning 6:00 am and I am just awakening, and I realize a naked body beside me has her arm around me, we are both naked. My wife Lydia is out of town to a seminar, and this adorable brunette perky tits and lovely eyebrows, beautiful lips slightly pink, sleeping beside me. Joanne and I had spen... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 01
derezzed Michael was your average 21-year-old college student. He was on his way home from college for summer break after finishing his finals and looking forward to a few months of relaxation. Driving home Michael reflected on his past three years of college. It had been a great junior year. H... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 02
derezzed Chapter 2 – Taking the Next Step Into Depravity Michael hardly got any sleep that night. When he did his dreams were filled with images of Jenny and her large penis. He tossed and turned in frustration. As he rolled over for what felt like the thousandth time he was blinded by the s... Read full Story
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Tabitha at 19
Tabitha’s home from her freshman year of college. She’s gone off to California to a screamingly liberal school and I’m sure she’s been making new friends, learning new things, opening her horizons and fucking safely. After I popped her cherry and we had a very discreet summer of me teaching her a lo... Read full Story
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The Greatest Liar, Date With The Devil
The Greatest Liar, Trans Erotica With A Purpose © Alexandra Rios 2019, all rights reserved Disclaimer This is a work of fiction. All characters (including the narrator), firms, business entities, organizations, teams, products, medical providers, medicines, governments, government officials, c... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – FINAL ACT by Spanky de Bautumn Part 7. Sunny spent the night with Antonio and the next day they went to Mel and Shari’s for some fun. Antonio had school, so he was up and out early on Tuesday. Mel was in the shower and I was laying in bed, my mind wandering and not real... Read full Story
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Bimini (part2)
Emily was introduced to me by my friend Jan at a night club. ‘Em’ is a 19 y/o t-girl and absolutely adorable figure and very sexy legs. Well after leaving me at the club with Emily, I had invited her to fly to Bimini the next day for a long weekend . If you read part 1 you will know. Waking up... Read full Story
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Southern Hospitality Ch. 03
XtinaSmith2017 Ash looked himself over in his bedroom mirror critically, finding himself oddly self-conscious about his looks. He had been texting Laura all throughout the day and they had agreed that dressing pretty casual would draw the least suspicion, so he had. He wore a simple patterned ... Read full Story
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Towel Boi: You're Hired
Kasey Stevens woke up in his new studio apartment. The five-foot-nine, blue-eyed sissy with ash brown hair yawned and stretched before heading into the bathroom. He showered, taking good care to lather his rosy skin with strawberry scented body wash. He shaved his legs and rinsed off. Then, he appli... Read full Story
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Panty Town
Chapter One -- Jamie Jamie Sanders did not think he was a sissy. Growing up, he played with trucks and showed his innate male aggression though soldiers games with the other boys. He climbed trees and watched baseball with his Dad and brother. Unfortunately, by the time he was in eighth grad... Read full Story
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A girl from the bar!
This guy picks up a chick in the bar and takes her to a private room, the only thing on his mind is to fuck her, but there’s a surprise that the chick has prepared for him! When I stepped down to the hotel’s bar I didn’t even notice that girl at once. I sat my ass down on the so... Read full Story
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New Girl in Town
Margo sat next to me in the coffee shop late that Saturday afternoon. His real name was Mark, but he was one of the loveliest Drag Queens in New York City. I had been dressing secretly at home in my mother’s and sister’s clothes for just over three years, but at 18 years old, I had never... Read full Story
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His Perfect Shemale Partner Part 2
Quite a few things have changed since the last chapter. OK maybe not that many, I am still lusting after Sally's body needing to have my dick in her and feel her in me, but we are a lot closer now as we are living together. Sally has gone to her 1st choice University and I decided I would rather get... Read full Story
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The Babysitter's Secret Part 2
Two months had passed since Jenny and I had first made love on that fateful, snowy night. At least once a week, occasionally many more, Jenny and I had found time to be alone and indulge in our secret affair. I had never believed any sexual experience could be greater than our first time together bu... Read full Story
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Betrayed Chapter 2
The sex was torrid and went all night. I worshipped every inch of her magnificent body with my lips, tongue, fingertips. She did the same to me. I took her from behind, entered her doggy-style. I fucked her pussy with long, languid strokes even as I was stroking her meaty clitty with one hand. I wil... Read full Story
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Father-In-Law Shemale Adventure
My wife's parents were visiting LA from back east. We live in a small one-bedroom apartment in the valley. She wanted them to stay with us but we didn't have room. They got a room in West Hollywood. My wife and her mom had gone shopping for the day. I was supposed to be at work but at the last momen... Read full Story
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They Were Right
They were my friends, but I'd had sex with both of them. Not at the same time, but I had dated the one for a month and just started dating the other. So, although the thought had never crossed my mind before, I found myself dressed up as a girl for Halloween. After we had partied at a few clubs and ... Read full Story
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My favorite fuck part 1
Your responses and views have been a desirable response and encouragement for future stories. I’m just a guy, who wishes to be a girl, wanting to be seen and accepted as a female. So Thank you. I’m hoping to make more stories, and more to those willing to see me, and accept me. Much love :) Y... Read full Story
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ACROSS THE STREET AND TWO DOORS DOWN by Spanky de Bautumn
Jamie knew he was different. He didn’t fit in with the other boys, but he didn’t feel like he fit in with the girls either, he just knew he was different. He wasn’t into dolls or balls. He was the smallest boy in his class and more than half the girls outweighed him. But the one thing he had going f... Read full Story
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Special Shemale Fun
Everyone in the hallway jumped slightly, turned and quickly looked at the tall girl near the sound of the slamming locker. Satisfied that there was no crisis at hand, the kids at the school mostly went about their business. Of course, there were the few admirers that glanced at the girl at the locke... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 2. At the hotel in New York City, Sunny meets the bellhop, Antonio, and they go out for a drink when he gets off of work. The call came at exactly seven. I had woke up about five minutes before and was watching Antonio sleep. All of the oth... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 5. Sunny and Antonio got frisky at the bar, Sunny moved in with Mel and Shari, and opening night was a success The only other dress that I brought was one that I hoped I would get a chance to wear but didn't think I would. It was a black ... Read full Story
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Bikini contest
I was at this beach bar in Mt Pleasant SC. There was a bikini contest that day. As I attended, the contest started. I was 23yrs old and the thought never crossed my mind about a tranny. However this was supposed to be all girls. Nobody, including me suspected this girl that won the contest was a tr... Read full Story
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The story of how I became what I am now...
I was on a trip to Germany with some of my friends. I was 16 when this happened. We went to a club one night and I got really drunk. They challenged me to approach a cute girl and ask her for a drink with me. I was drunk so I didn't really care so I went there and bought her a drink. We talked and I... Read full Story
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A Fairy Tale Part 1
=-=-Chapter One-=-= "Heather?" My boyfriend was knocking on the bathroom door. "What's wrong, are you okay? Heather?" "Yeah..." I swallowed thickly and that was a mistake. I threw up some more, kneeling on the floor, feeling like I was dying. "Heather?&q... Read full Story
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A Fairy Tale Part 2
=-=-Chapter Six-=-= I woke up sometime later and I was feeling better, even a little hungry actually, and I wanted a shower and I needed to pee and...I cocked my head as I heard the unmistakable sounds of Mistress Stacy's bed moving. She had a large one, king sized, with old springs or somethi... Read full Story
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