April Fools!!

Everybody broke out in laughter "Yeah, get us some drinks"

I giggled and stood up to get my panties. As I grabbed for them, Randy
stopped me.

"Slow down sweet cheeks. You don't need those. You're the new shemale party
ride. Go get us some drinks." he chuckled.

I smiled and walked into the kitchen while swinging my ass as seductively
as possible. I could feel cum running down my legs as I walked and squeezed
my asshole tight to keep anymore from leaking out. It drove home what I had
just done. I had sucked five cocks and been fucked three times. If I had
started younger, I could've been Brenda's shemale clone.

While I collected the drinks, I listened to them regale about what good
blowjobs they had gotten and how good it felt to fuck me. They talked about
how hot I was as a girl and what a good cum dump I turned out to be. I had
a big smile and giggled while I listened. Hearing them talk about me like
that was quite flattering.

When I walked back out to serve the drinks, I walked as seductively as
possible. My ass was pinched as tight as I could get it so my balls were
pulled up out of sight and my cock was rock hard. They all laughed when
they saw it and teased me about how much it turned me on to be passed
around as a communal cum dump. I just blushed and continued to serve drinks
while they felt me up, fingered me and told me how good I was.

They joked amongst themselves about the merits of having a shemale cum
dump. Eventually they decided that Dave was right. 'I was better than a
woman' Not only did I know what they needed. My cock was always hard and
they could watch me cum. So it was plain to see how much I liked it. But
the biggest factor was that I could get dressed up and do this every day
without getting pregnant. They all thought that was the best part. I could
look, feel and fuck like a woman without having kids.

After that it turned into a fuck fest. They would show off for each other
to see who could fuck me the hardest. The best part was when Randy and Bob
fucked me up the ass at the same time. I was sitting in Randy's lap facing
him, when Bob snuck up behind me and stuffed his cock in with Randy's.
Feeling two cocks pumping into me at the same time was incredible. I came
so hard, I almost passed out. Then Randy had me lick my cum off his belly.