Random Thoughts on Tits

Tits. You have to love them! They bounce. They hang. They jiggle. They sway. They tremble. They wiggle. If you're a man (or a lesbian with a strap-on strapped on), you can even fuck them. They can be bound with cords so that, the blood flow to and from them restricted, they turn purple. Clothespins can be attached to them, and they can be pierced with pins and needles. They're all-purpose sexual accoutrements. Should a guy get his chick pregnant, she can even use her tits to feed the brat.

Women have them--well, most do--and shemales have them, too. Even a few men have them--a condition known as gynecomastia. On a dare, one dude (Canadian Brian Zembick) had a pair of tit implants installed and liked them so much he decided to keep them! Except for the cunt itself, there's no greater indicator of femininity and womanhood, even on a shemale or a crazy dude like Zembick, than a pair of pert and pretties.

Tits come in a variety of colors, shapes, and sizes, and every man and woman has his or her own preference when it comes to which type of tits they consider appealing or appalling. Some like small, teen-size tits; others enjoy more bang for their fuck. Normally, I myself would rather feast my eyes (if not my mouth) on the teeny-tiny variety, with one exception: I love to see a pair of boobs hanging down, free and easy, under milady's chest, swinging back and forth or just simply hanging. They're not round in this position; they're more udder-like appendages, elongated but plump. A woman who calls another female a "cow" probably has an image like this in mind; with her breasts suspended beneath her, hanging free and clear, there's certainly something bovine about a big-breasted woman.

As they change angle with respect to the voyeur--I mean, viewer--tits look different. Straight-on, on a young woman, they're high, round, full, firm, and sleek. Seen from the side, in profile, the same set of tits resembles ski slopes with rounded undersides. Seen from behind and below, with their nipples invisible to the view, they resemble twin moons.