Between his groans and grunts I heard him cry, "I’m going to cum in your mouth! Oh, no!"
I guess that wasn’t included in his previous lovers repertoire, but duh, that’s the point, isn’t it?
He climaxed manfully, and his cock quivered and geysered into my mouth.
I sucked him and squeezed his balls, and he writhed in ecstasy. The cum felt great splashing onto my vodka-desiccated throat. I said "M-m-m-m" with feeling.
Alec gasped "Oh, my God! That was fantastic," and lay completely still.
I got up and gargled, flossed, and borrowed his toothbrush for thorough gum cleaning. I applied make up, borrowed some oversized sweatpants, and put my dress away. I turned to him and said jokingly, "I think I hear church bells. Time to wake up!"
He shook himself awake, looked at his watch, and said, "Oh, my God, I’m late!"
"You’re kidding, right? I mean, your whole conservative thing is like, about wealth preservation, or is it, like, religious?"
"Well, I’m not really that religious, but the whole family goes, so I have to."
"Wow! Talk about the high price of being rich!"
"You know, it’s just how I was raised. I don’t really mind. I like the music."
"God, I hate it. So, what’s your choice of opium?’"(NB: I take it Alex is quoting: "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people." Karl Marx: A Contribution to the Critique of Hegel’s Philosophy of Right, preface 1844].)
He looked puzzled. I hinted, "You know, like, Marx and all that."
He was completely nonplused. "I mean, which religion?"
"Lutheran. Missouri Synod."
Now I was stumped.
He added, "That’s the extra-strict kind. What are you?"
"My mom’s Swedish, so she must have been Lutheran, but she’s like, completely agnostic, so they sent me to Roman Catholic Sunday school.
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