Tits: A Hands-Off Topic

Some writers of erotica are responding to the charges of "racism" and "sexism" by ignoring color altogether, describing tits only with respect to their size and shape. Other authors refer to a female or a shemale character's boob color only obliquely, by mentioning milady's hair color (blonde or brunette), thereby implying that the woman is white and has tits the color of peaches and cream, or such authors may identify a female or shemale character as "black" or "African-American," as "Asian," or as "Native American," letting his or her readers draw their own conclusions as to what degree of melanin may color the character's breasts. Still others have adopted the use of euphemisms to refer to their female and shemale characters' breasts, calling them "jugs" or "knockers" or, in the case of really tiny titties, "beestings." Sadly, in a few cases, writers have given up referring, even indirectly, to female and shemale breast color. A few writers have stopped writing about female and shemale characters altogether, (which is why there has been such a profusion, of late, on Literotica and elsewhere, of erotic stories featuring gay males; what has been bad for the goose, it seems, has been good for the gander.)

I have a better idea, I believe, which is the real purpose of this essay.

Instead of mentioning a color that one can realistically expect tit melanin to effect, such as black, brown, tan, bronze, yellow, olive, red, or white, why not just make up one or more colors that boobs could never be, no matter what their owner's genetic, ethnic, and racial makeup might be? The possibilities are not infinite, but they are myriad. For example, there are (take a deep breath if you're reading this article out loud or silently, while moving your lips, as many Literotica readers do): Air Force blue, Alice blue, alizarin, amaranth, amaranth pink, amber, amethyst, apricot, aqua, aquamarine, Army green, arsenic, asparagus, atomic tangerine, auburn, and azure--and those are just the colors that start with "a"!