When Wondering Becomes Wonderful

"No, let me explain. I am not gay. I just wanted to know what it feels like to have a dick. The other night that old lady said that something major was going to happen to me but it would only be for a short time. I think she put some kind of spell on me or something."

"Jhaye, are you fucking serious? Is this a plot for a new show or something"

"No! Please listen. I am fascinated by cocks. I told you I wanted to do a photo book on them. The other morning after you left I slept til midnight. When I woke up ....I ....I....."

"Just say it, Jhaye, you are scaring me." She said.

"I had a cock, I have a cock".

"What? What the fuck? You are lying....how...what.....?"she yelled as she jumped up.

"I don't know how it happened, it just did." I started to cry. Joy comes and sits next to me and hugs me. "Joy, all I know is that when I woke up it was there. A fully functioning cock and balls."

"Jhaye, what are you.....she abruptly stops and looks at me, "Fully functioning? You mean it gets hard and, and..."

"And ejaculates, cums, squirts...whatever you want to call it. Yes, it does it all."

"Wow!!! Can I see it?"

"Joy!!!"

"Come on now, you can't tell me some shit like this and expect me to just say 'ok'. I want to see it." She says with a slight grin.

"Okay." I say as I open my robe and show her the lump in the front of my granny panties.

"That could be a sock, let me see it" she says as she grabbed my cock. "OOOHHH!!!" she yells as she recoils her hand before slowly placing it back. "You got a...ahh....ahhh...."

"A dick. I told you. Here take a good look." I say as I pull it from my panties.

"OMG!!!! Jhaye. You got more than that last jerk I dated. And it's getting bigger. Jhaye, are you getting turned on?"

"No, I don't control it. It has a mind of it's own. That's why I couldn't come in to work. I was watching TV and a pretty lady was on and Bam!"