Whores and Pimps - Part I

They wondered over to the hosiery section and began to browse. Angie rummaged around and eventually held out a package to Malcolm. Sheer Fully-Fashioned Seamed Stockings by Kaiser the label said. A little clear window in the package displayed that the stocking were black.

Perfect, Angie said. Whores always wear black stockings.

Mmmm, she mused, Show me your legs.

What? Malcolm responded caught unaware by the request.

Show me your legs stupid, she repeated and reached down and pulled up one leg of Malcolm's pants up to his knee.

Just as I thought; hairy! That will never do! Even though these stockings are black your hairy legs will show through; we'll have to get you some pantyhose to wear under them, she went on; dismissing Malcolm and rummaging again amongst the many packages of hosiery on the shelves.

Just the thing! She sounded delighted and flung another package at Malcolm.

This time the label said Kolotex Sheer To The Waist High Sheen Pantyhose.' 'Colour Taupe'.

Jeeze, I didn't realise it was so hard being a woman? Malcolm laughed; again pretending ignorance but secretly pleased at all of the selections Angie had made so far.

Ok buster; now comes the hard part; skirt and blouse. Angie went on and led Malcolm further into the store.

Didn't you say you had some pictures? Angie asked.

Well I got these off the net, Malcolm said. Apparently the women in the photos are really men; Transvestites I think they are called. They look realistic to me though.

Malcolm; you are the dark horse; I never dreamed you would know about such things! Angie looked shocked as Malcolm handed her the pictures.

Well I never did know anything about this until I had to organise this fucking theme party! Malcolm pretended to be angry again.

I just entered a few keywords into my browser and these are some of the pictures that it came up with. And I'll tell you what; some of the other pictures were actually pornographic. Do you know there are some sickos out there that actually LIKE dressing as women? he went on.