Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers Part 1

"No. I guess when you put it like that, I have to admit that it doesn't seem likely."

"Look, you and I have known one another since we were kids! Meaning, you know fully well that as a guy, I'm as heterosexual as heterosexual can be, right?"

"Yeah. sure? So, what's your point?"

"My point is that the way Magatrix has this temporary girlhood of mine rigged, whenever I'm in physical contact with a guy, like you and I are now, this old mind of mine is infused with what I can only term as an all encompassing feminine mindset. Hell, John, it even gets more diabolical than that! You see, pal, I have come to realize that the same rules seem to come into play damn near every time I come into close proximity with what might be termed a guy's sphere of influence; you know, as in up close and personal, so as to be almost intimate. That's to say that you and I could be sitting right next to one another, and it doesn't seem to affect me one iota. That's to say that my mind would be as manly as it ever was. However, should you lean in close to whisper in my ear, or something of that nature, I'd end up feeling all giddy and girlish."

"So, tell me. What - exactly! - does all that mean?"

"That means, I go from being a heterosexual guy to being a heterosexual girl whenever I get up close and personal with a guy."

"Oh, so what you're saying is, as it stands right this instant, girls don't have the same affect on your libido as they normally do?"

"That's correct. However, if I were to break contact with you, and start to head back to the table where the rest of the gang is sitting, I wouldn't get two steps away from you before I'd start liking girls again! That's to say that I'm only a silly step and a half away from becoming a certified lesbian."

"Wow!" John chuckled. "Now, that is interesting!"

"Yeah. I guess in a manner of speaking, you could say that it's kind of interesting, interesting and to a degree, a little confusing and, I guess you could also say, more than a little bit perverted."