Yellow Polka Dot Bikini(s)

"Playoff tickets? I take you to every game, buddy. There's no one else I'd like to see a game with than you, Dave."

"My new girlfriend, Debbie, you met her last night at the bar. Well, she's really into baseball. She has signed team jerseys of nearly every player on the team. She'd really be impressed, if I took her to a playoff game, if you know what I mean," he said doing the motion again with his hand as if he was getting a blowjob.

I looked over at Jennifer watching us. She must have figured this is how two gay men communicate, by motioning with their hands and giving one another the universal sign for a blowjob.

I recalled Diane, Dave's type of woman, bleached blonde with big tits and a mouth that she can't help but insert her foot in, whenever she opens it, which is all the time because she never closes it, while snapping her bubblegum. Then, I wondered how much time she spent on her knees to get all those jerseys autographed.

"Yeah, sure, Dave. You got it. I'll give you both my tickets, but you have to go through the whole process."

"Process? What do you mean the whole process?"

"Don't worry. I'll explain later."

"Paul, psst, wait, what process?"

"We're ready to be fitted Jennifer."

"Right this way," said Jennifer showing us the way to the dressing room.

As if giving a baby a pacifier, as soon as we walked inside the dressing room, Dave quieted down. No longer upset about trying on bikinis or giving further concern about the next step in the process, he was more concerned with ogling nearly naked women in the dressing room.

There were women in all manner of undress being fitted for bathing suits. Some of the women covered their nakedness with their clothes, but there were others who didn't care if we saw them topless. Based on the fact that they didn't have any tan lines, they were the nude beach type, no doubt. Yet, why bother spending all this time being fitted and wasting all this money for a custom bikini, just to remove it, as soon as you hit the beach? I'll never understand women.